whyactlikeahuman asked: "((P.S. That's also my new favorite tag. Any time the Abwren shipper comes back. And while YODO is hilarious, I like the gif you used better xD))"
((Yes that is our new tag for it… I rather enjoy this. Also,
Te amo much, chica! Merry Christmas, Loser my favorite person evar.))
whyactlikeahuman said: ((Omfg you are perfect. And hey it’s just sitting there. She could come back and get it in /June/ and it would still be there. And no. No it is freaking not.))
((I was thinking about using this gif
but I didn’t. And yes… she might get it earlier than June even. Who knowwwws??))
whyactlikeahuman asked: "*leaves a hershey's kiss in your apartment, along with a note:* I'm still not really sure where you are or when you're coming back from that top-secret mission SHIELD sent you off on, but it's Christmas time here, so I thought I ought to leave you something. Hope you're having a Merry Christmas, wherever you are! ~Abby ((The AbWren shipper made me give her a kiss, so I did! c;))"
*is talking to herself while attempting to be tactical in her climbing of a mountain in a certain Eurasian country* Oh Jesus Christ, I wish I was back home right now. Fuck you, Mother Russia. Fuck you and your polar bears and wintery treats. Also, fuck your mountains too because holy shit I think I’m going to die here. No me gust-aaaa. *screams, slipping for a moment before finding a handhold* Woo, false alarm. I’m still alive, bitches.
*Wren never gets the kiss because her mun is too lazy to come back right now but whoooo knows? Also, Abwren is not a thing.*
REBLOG IF YOU WANT A ‘KISS, MARRY, GET DRUNK WITH’ IN YOUR ASK.
dirty-hiddles:
cannotcomeupwithaclevername:
majorsarcasm19:
+followers
newkirkontheblock:
whoneedspeopleskills:
Can you marry me to this french fry? I mean, Captains can marry people, can’t they?
I’m afraid not. And I’m not sure the Federation sanctions marrying inanimate objects, anyway. Sorry to disappoint.
Ugh, however will I go on? This is one true love, Captain! You don’t meet a french fry like this every dynasty!
Okay, how about having the USS Enterprise do a barrel roll? That would make me feel a lot better after the crushing disappointment that you just called me.
+followers
newkirkontheblock:
whoneedspeopleskills:
Aye, Aye, Captain! *she gives him a mock salute* The amazing Wren Doe here; it’s nice to meet you.
*chuckles* A pleasure, Wren. What can I do for you?
Can you marry me to this french fry? I mean, Captains can marry people, can’t they?
yourfrienderikselvig:
whoneedspeopleskills:
“Hi! I’m Wren Doe, and S.H.I.E.L.D. sent me to, uh, I don’t actually remember what they wanted me to do.” Wren smiled sheepishly and shrugged her shoulders. “I got a little distracted on the way; you’re Mr. Selvig, right?” Oh, wait, was he a doctor? Did she just greatly offend one of Thor’s bestest bros? Shoot.
A SHIELD agent who didn’t know what to do? Well that was a first. Erik studied the woman before him. But she did seem to know who he was, which could be taken as a good sign- or bad if they had sent her to kill him… Wait was it good or bad that she couldn’t remember then?
“Uhm, yes, yes I am. Good to meet you, Miss Doe.” He smiled politely, still though a little wary. “SHIELD has you taking up alot of errands, are they? You must be one of their more reliable agents.” Maybe like Phil.
“Oh, no; of course not!” Wren laughed, shaking her head. “Some new agent just took for granted that I was reliable and told me to go do something. I didn’t have anything else to do, so I just was all “Yolo” and came over anyway. I’m actually an asset rather than an agent, which means that they just keep me around because I might be helpful in the future but they don’t actually give me any security clearance.”
She thought again about the new agent, and snorted. Her, responsible? That was a funny thought. “It probably wasn’t that big of a deal anyway; newbies usually don’t get too important of jobs until they prove themselves worthy. So, you know Thor, right? What’s that like?”
+followers
newkirkontheblock:
Captain James T. Kirk of the USS Enterprise.
Aye, Aye, Captain! *she gives him a mock salute* The amazing Wren Doe here; it’s nice to meet you.
whyactlikeahuman:
whoneedspeopleskills:
gadgeteerphilanthropist:
whoneedspeopleskills replied to your post: I ship Tony with Wren. (Is that weird? I read your rps, and they have witty banter, and I will ship almost anyone when witty banter is involved.)
((Hahahahahaha no. Wren and Tony would practically be incest in my mind. Das creepy. But still, I’m actually pretty excited that someone reads our threads.))
((Yeeeaaaaah. Like I told Abby-mun, Wren is pretty much Tony’s kooky younger sister who he gives expensive presents.))
((Yes. I like this description of their relationship! Tony is Wren’s cool older brother who helps her get into trouble and helps her get out of it, too.))
((Funny, I thought he was her dad.
Ha. Haha. Do you get it? Because
Because I convinced her to ruin their moment, and ask him to be her dad.))
((r00d))
